Apple Loves me (Not?)

Why is it that Apple always comes out with something new and fancy just before my Birthday... Oh - you good old Nemesis... The pain of being an early adapter! * It looks the same - it is half the price - it has a plastic back (which I am not really sure I think is cool) - BUT it has G3 and GPS... I probably - most likely - don't need it... But with the Dollar so low and - you know - right before my Birthday... Why not!?? It comes out 11 July - and we all remember last year when I got the first Iphone and was the first person in Afghanistan to have one that actually worked... 4 days after I got it they cut a few hundred $ off the price... Aaaaanyways... Maybe I should just marry Steve Jobs... Wondering if he is single??? * fancy term for someone who always wants the latest and greatest